Ellen in Kris Jenner’s Ear

Ellen in Kris Jenner’s Ear


[MUSIC PLAYING] We sent Kris Jenner to the 99
Cent Store here in Burbank. So let’s check in
with her right now. Kris, if you can hear
me, now don’t do that. People will see you’re
listening to something. You can’t keep your
finger on your ear. Walk inside. And you’re going to
see a cart, and you’re going to go to aisle number one. The one with the [INAUDIBLE]
flying disc in it? Yes. Stop talking yourself. All right. Go to aisle number one. Hi. I’m Kris Jenner. I’m a big celebrity. Hi. Hello. I’m Kris Jenner. Hi. I’m a big celebrity. I’m a big celebrity. Oh, my god. How nice. Before I check out, I have
a couple of questions. Before I check out, I
have a couple questions. OK. This coconut– hold
up the coconut. This Coconut right here– How much is this? How much is this? One dollar. I thought it was 99 cents. I thought it was 99 cents. It’s rounded up
[INAUDIBLE] to one. Oh, that’s how they get you. That’s how they get you. Oh, that’s how they get you. OK. All right. What about those razors? Hold up the razors. How much are these? How much are these? 99 cents plus tax. 99 cents plus tax. Hm. 99 cents plus tax. Huh. Huh. Let me tell you a secret. Lean in. Lean in. Let me tell you a secret. Come here. Come here, please. Come here. Come here. I shave my back. I shave my back. I shave my back. All right. All right. OK. So I’ll take these. I need these. I’ll take these. I need them. OK. [INAUDIBLE] Let me tell you another secret. Lean in. Let me tell you another secret. Lean in. Yes, ma’am. I forgot. I forgot my secret. I forgot. I forgot. Oh, I know what it was. I just remembered. I know what it was. I know what it was. I just remembered. Come here. Mommy’s broke, broke. Mommy’s broke. I don’t– Mommy’s broke. But you know what? Too blessed to be stressed. But you know what? Too blessed to be stressed. And laugh really hard. Laugh really hard. [LAUGHING] Laugh. Just keep laughing. Laugh. Keep laughing. Laugh. OK. Stop. Stop suddenly. Stop. Just stop. Stop. Oh. You know what I can do? You what I can do? Finger dance. I can finger dance. Yeah. Let me show you. Let me show you. Oh, do you have the try
before you buy policy here? Do you have the try before
you buy policy here? Grab the chocolate in front
of you, that chocolate bar. [INAUDIBLE] Look at that chocolate bar. Like is it OK– Just do it. If I just try this
before I buy it? Like I’m sure it is. I’m sure it is. I’m a celebrity. I’m sure it’s is. I mean I’m a celebrity. Huge, huge bite. Take a huge bite. I love chocolate. I love chocolate. Love it. Take another–
take another bite. It’s so good. Do you want some? You want some? Want some? It’s really good. All right. So hold up the trash can. I’m sorry. How much wine could
I fit in here? How much wine do you
think I could fit in here? [INAUDIBLE] I have a birthday coming up. Maybe. Maybe. I have a birthday coming up. We’re going to have a kegger. Ma’am. We’re going to have a kegger. Hold up. There’s a little guitar
that’s in the cart. I’m going to buy this for Kanye. I’m going to buy this for Kanye. I’m kidding. He already has this. I’m kidding. He already has this. Laugh really hard. Laugh really hard. [LAUGHING] Keep laughing really,
really, really hard. I’m funny. I’m funny. I am funny. Oh, I’m so funny. All right. Hold up the tinfoil. I’m going to get this
for Kanye, the tinfoil. Oh, I’m going to
get this for Kanye. Because he’s a rapper. Get it? Because he’s a rapper. Get it? Laugh. Laugh hard. [LAUGHING] That was another joke. That was another joke. All right. There’s a bathrobe in there. How much is the bathrobe? I’m closed, ma’am. No, you can’t be closed. I’m here. No, you can’t be closed. I’m here. How much is this bathrobe? $4.99. What? $4.99. Ex-squeeze me? Ex-squeeze me? I’m Kris Jenner, and I’m not
going to take it anymore. I’m Kris Jenner, and I’m not
going to take it anymore. But it is so soft,
so I will take it. But it is so soft,
so I will take it. So pretty. Can I wear it out? Put it on. Put it on. I’m going to wear it out. You know what? I think I’ll just wear it out. Because it’s so soft. It’s so cozy. It looks so cute on you. Thank you. Would you like to be on Keeping
Up with the Kardashians? Would you like to be on Keeping
Up with the Kardashians? Of course. Would you like to be on
the Ellen DeGeneres Show? Would you like to be on
the Ellen DeGeneres Show? Of course. Of course? Well, you are because
she’s been telling me what to say this whole time. Well, you’re on the
Ellen DeGeneres Show right now because
she’s been telling me to say the entire time. Oh, my god. Laugh again, really hard. So you’re on the show right– [LAUGHING] Keep laughing. Just keep laughing. [LAUGHING] I look
like a lunatic. [MUSIC PLAYING]

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100 Replies to “Ellen in Kris Jenner’s Ear”

  1. I dont care what anyone says kris jenner is a self made millionaire 💯 she raised all her family to be famous af

  2. Omg Kris jenner looks nothing like my grandma but I SWEAR they make the same expressions and her voice is as soft as hers 😂

  3. She was such a good sport…!!! I didn't know how to feel about her before this, but I absolutely love her now!!! That was so great

  4. Hahahahahahahahahahhahahahahhahahahahahahahhahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha so funny I love you Ellen

  5. I love how Kris looks behind her at 1:49 after saying she shaves her back lol . It's like, did anyone just hear this?! Looool

  6. Are you person A or B

    A:you use this as laughing 😂
    B:you use this as laughing 🤣

    Tell me in the comments who you are I’m 😂

  7. When kris put on that bathrobe and the cashier said “you look so cute” 🥴 that’s the kind of love and encouragement I need in life. Top notch cashier, she needs a raise,

  8. I swear they need to make one of these with one of the writers hosting the show and telling Ellen what to do.

  9. If you look closely in the backround at the 99p one dollar thats how they get ya part u will see a man stealing 😂😂

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