Gotham Comedy Minute: Sherri Shepherd and the Security System Fiasco

Gotham Comedy Minute: Sherri Shepherd and the Security System Fiasco


Now I gotta tell you because I don’t get to come into New York much because I bought a house in New Jersey! (Cheering) Oh, one? Thank you, thank you girl. New Jersey, and I was so excited about this house, and it’s across the street from some woods, and I got the security system, and it (chirping noises) you know? As soon as you come into drive way (chirping noises). You know, when you open up the windows (chirping noises). And I was laying in bed the other day and I didn’t hear the chirp-chirp, I heard, “warning intruder get out of the house, warning intruder” and I jumped up and I was looking for my wig because I couldn’t find my wig! Because God forbid the burglars see me without my hair on! So I’m looking for my wig and I’m running around, and I got two big dogs. I got a Cone Corso and a big Labrador, so the Cone Corso’s supposed to be a guard dog… I don’t hear nothing from this damn guard dog! So I’m running around and I run into my son’s room and he’s screaming in terror and he’s, I don’t know if he’s like terrified because burglars in the house or because his mama’s standing there, butt naked, with a wicker trash basket, looking like some version of National Geographic. Because you know, at this age, your bobbies just hanging low…

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