WELCOME! THANK YOU, EVERYBODY. WELCOME, ONE AND ALL, TO “THE LATE SHOW.” I’M YOUR HOST, STEPHEN COLBERT.( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ) I HOPE EVERYBODY OUT THERE IS ALL BUNDLED UP, BECAUSE 70% OF THE COUNTRY IS IN THE GRIP OF AN ARCTIC BLAST. IN NEW YORK, IT DROPPED 40 DEGREES IN 24 HOURS. IT’S SO
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YOU LEFT YOUR GUITAR AT MY HOUSE LAST NIGHT, SO I’VE GOT IT HERE, BUT I’M GOING TO BE LATE FOR WORK NOW. WOULD YOU? OH, ARE YOU SERIOUS? YES! IT’S RIGHT HERE. I’M OUTSIDE NOW. ALL RIGHT, THANKS, BUDDY. CHEERS, MATE. OH, HE’S A GOOD GUY. HE’S A GOOD GUY. ( LAUGHTER ) YEAH,
THOMAS MORTON: We’re in Uganda. Uganda’s had a pretty good spell the last 25 years– no major civil wars, a little bit of an Ebola outbreak every so often, including right now. And they’re the alcoholism capital of Africa. One favorite type of booze the locals make is called waragi. We’re going to go make
>>James: WHOSE BAG IS THIS?>>THAT WOULD BE MINE.>>James: SIR, I’M GOING TO NEED TO INSPECT IT, I’M AFRAID.>>ARE YOU ABSOLUTELY CERTAIN? I’M IN A BIT OF HURRY.>>James: LISTEN, MATE, EVERYBODY HERE IS IN A HURRY. EXCEPT ME, I’VE GOT ALL THE TIME IN THE WORLD. LET’S POP THE BAG, SHALL WE? SO HELP ME GOD,